Talk:The Millicent Life/@comment-35253436-20191222033751

Jolie: *Sighs in relief* Thank you.

*Serena teleports them to her office*

Serena: So, are you 2 ready for a sister's night out?

Jolie and Carolee: NO!!!!!!!!!

Serena: Why not? You two have been single for so long that it's insane!

Jolie: We aren't like you, you can flirt with any dude to get you anything!

Carolee: You can get them to buy you a dress, purse, shoes or a drink!

Serena: I started learning from watching Mom flirt with Dad. I personally taught myself everything else. There are 3 things guys like: A pretty face, a great body and a personality.

Jolie: So you're saying?

Serena: For the first night of meeting your potential future significant other, I'm sorry to say this, but you are going to have to dress like *****.... *Makes a grimace with her face*

Jolie: NO!

Serena: I'm afraid so, but at least I'll be bartending...

Carolee: Your a bartender?

Serena: Let's say that the days of the potential-divorce weren't pretty.... and Mom took me to The Rabbit Hole a lot. Not to drink, but so she could watch me when she was bartending.

Carolee: When did you start going? And Mom was a bartender?

Serena: Since I've always been tall and I was a pretty early bloomer, I could honestly pass as a 16-year-old when I was actually about 13. Mom just did my hair in a certain way, slapped a ***** lot of makeup on me and BAM! Yes, during they days of the divorce, she was a bartender...

Carolee: Family bombshells everywhere!